Watching Osteen late a night

Jesus’ basic message: Repent, for the kingdom of God is near.

Apostolic post-Easter message: Jesus – who was killed on the cross – is the messiah. God has raised him. He will judge the world.

Where is the part where God promises me a new car and a promotion at work?

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5 thoughts on “Watching Osteen late a night

  1. It’s early and I haven’t had coffee. Do you mean that was a part of his sermon or it wasn’t?

    I think you are forgetting the Apostles when they gathered to receive the spirit, they were in one Accord.

    1. If only there were rim shots on WordPress. Love the accord joke.

      I’m saying Osteen seems to have things in his Bible that I can’t find in mine. (Mark of a great joke: You have to explain it in a follow up comment.)

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