I could not find a YouTube clip of this scene from Steve Martin’s The Jerk, but this is how I feel today because my new copy of the United Methodist Book of Discipline 2008 arrived today.
Yes, I’m that big a Methonerd.
Time to start reading it side-by-side with my 2004 edition so I can spot all the crucial differences inserted by the wise and all-powerful General Conference.
I am a part-time local pastor serving
The doctrine of original sin is surely more humbling to man than the opposite: And I know not what honour we can pay to God, if we think man came out of His hands in the condition wherein he is now.


John:
It obviously does not take much to keep you happy. How will you respond when you get your updated version of the Resolutions?
Oh, don’t tease me, Allan. I can only handle so much joy at one time.